Chinese food

Last week we decided to order some Chinese takeaways from one of the local hotels/pubs (I won't say which one) that had been advertising for a while online. One thing that Greymouth is sadly lacking in his a decent takeaway shop and this one was just like the others, not that great. Instead of getting authentic Chinese food we were given containers of food that were a bit tasteless. In mine were what looked like 2 minute noodles instead of authentic ones. I'm missing the food we use to be able to buy in Northland. What's the worst meal you've ever ordered?

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